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Leonhard Sohncke was a German mathematician, physicist, and mineralogist.
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The R420 road is a regional road in Ireland, which runs northwest-southeast from the R446 near Moate in County Westmeath to the R445 just west of Monasterevin. The road travels through the towns of Clara, Tullamore & Portarlington. The route is 35 km (22 mi) long.
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Magdiwang, officially the Municipality of Magdiwang, is a municipality in the province of Romblon, Philippines. According to the 2020 census, it has a population of 15,385 people.
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Mary Vivian Talambiras-Cruz was a Filipino anti-nuclear activist who served as assistant to the IAEA Director Mohamed ElBaradei and a member of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) at the United Nations from 1987 to 2010.
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