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Level Headed is the sixth studio album by British glam rock band Sweet. Different versions were released by Polydor in Europe and by Capitol in the US, Canada and Japan. The album features \"Love Is Like Oxygen\", the band's last single to hit the top 40, peaking at No. 8 in the US and No. 9 in the UK. The single version of \"Love Is Like Oxygen\" is substantially shorter than the album version. A second single, \"California Nights\", was released from the album but only reached No. 76 in the US.
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The Tongue Chair is a classic chair designed by Arne Jacobsen in 1955 for Munkegaard School in Denmark. The Tongue is a typical piece of Arne Jacobsen's style and his second completed chair design, which was created just after the Ant.
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