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Itzel Adilene Manjarrez Bastidas is a Mexican taekwondo practitioner who competed at the 2016 Summer Olympics in the women's 49 kg.
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John Charles Crooks was an American Major League Baseball infielder born in St. Paul, Minnesota. He played mainly as a second baseman, but did spend some time playing third base for four teams during his eight seasons ranging from 1889 to 1898. Crooks also amassed a career on-base percentage of .386 despite a Batting average of just .240, due to large part to the high walks totals he compiled.
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