{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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Brachygalaxias bullocki is a species of ray-finned fish in the family Galaxiidae endemic to Chile. It was listed as Vulnerable since 1994 until changed to Data Deficient in 1996.
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