{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
{"fact":"In relation to their body size, cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":73}
{"type":"general","setup":"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...","punchline":"It's impossible to put down","id":37}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?","punchline":"One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.","id":271}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a train eat?","punchline":"It goes chew, chew","id":6}
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{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
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