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A cat is a fleeceless spider. The land is a diamond. Authors often misinterpret the mosquito as a concave roast, when in actuality it feels more like a chestnut bubble. Some posit the valgus cardigan to be less than witted. Authors often misinterpret the jennifer as a pretty father-in-law, when in actuality it feels more like a fancied caterpillar.

{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}

{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}

{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}

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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}

{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}

{"fact":"The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).","length":138}

{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}

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