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{"type":"standard","title":"Ace the Wonder Dog","displaytitle":"Ace the Wonder Dog","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4673047","titles":{"canonical":"Ace_the_Wonder_Dog","normalized":"Ace the Wonder Dog","display":"Ace the Wonder Dog"},"pageid":10733324,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e5/Adventures_of_Rusty.JPG/330px-Adventures_of_Rusty.JPG","width":320,"height":254},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Adventures_of_Rusty.JPG","width":354,"height":281},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285126697","tid":"591ac86d-171a-11f0-a2df-8ca2c344bb50","timestamp":"2025-04-11T21:17:18Z","description":"Dog actor","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_the_Wonder_Dog","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_the_Wonder_Dog?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_the_Wonder_Dog?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ace_the_Wonder_Dog"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_the_Wonder_Dog","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ace_the_Wonder_Dog","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_the_Wonder_Dog?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ace_the_Wonder_Dog"}},"extract":"Ace the Wonder Dog was a German Shepherd dog actor in several films and film serials from 1938 to 1946. His first appearance was in the 1938 Lew Landers film Blind Alibi. He is considered by many critics an attempt by RKO Pictures to cash in on the success of Warner Bros.' canine sensation, Rin Tin Tin, also a German Shepherd.","extract_html":"
Ace the Wonder Dog was a German Shepherd dog actor in several films and film serials from 1938 to 1946. His first appearance was in the 1938 Lew Landers film Blind Alibi. He is considered by many critics an attempt by RKO Pictures to cash in on the success of Warner Bros.' canine sensation, Rin Tin Tin, also a German Shepherd.
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