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Glendale is an unincorporated community and a census-designated place (CDP) located in and governed by Boulder County, Colorado, United States. The CDP is a part of the Boulder, CO Metropolitan Statistical Area. The population of the Glendale CDP was 64 at the United States Census 2020. The Jamestown post office serves the area.
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The Marrngu languages are a branch of the Pama–Nyungan language family of Australia.
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